He worked like hell in the country so he could live in the city, where he worked like hell so he could live in the country.
The female of all species are most dangerous when they appear to retreat.
The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.
There is always a comforting thought in time of trouble when it is not our trouble.
The most pleasant and useful persons are those who leave some of the problems of the universe for God to worry about.
Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.