It has been my observation and experience, and that of my family, that nothing human works out well.

I once heard the survivors of a colony of ants that had been partially obliterated by a cow's foot seriously debating the intention of the gods towards their civilization.

A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country.

Not every woman in old slippers can manage to look like Cinderella

He worked like hell in the country so he could live in the city, where he worked like hell so he could live in the country.

Old godheads sink in space and drown Their arks like foundered galleons sucked down.

i have had my ups and downs but wotthehell wotthehell yesterday sceptres and crowns fried oysters and velvet gowns and today i herd with bums but wotthehell wotthehell i wake the world from sleep as i caper and sing and leap when i sing my wild free tune wotthehell wotthehell under the blear eyed moon i am pelted with cast off shoon but wotthehell wotthehell