I get up in the morning with an idea for a three-volume novel and by nightfall it's a paragraph in my column.

No form of government matters nearly as much as the spirit and intelligence brought to the administration of any form of government.

I would rather start a family than finish one.

Nearly every night before I go to bed I ask myself, "Have I vibrated in tune with the Infinite today, or have I failed?

An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience.

If a child shows himself incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve, lest he grow to maturity, marry, and perpetuate his kind.

I suppose the human race is doing the best it can but hells bells thats only an explanation its not an excuse.