You want to know whether I believe in ghosts? Of course I do not believe in them. If you had known as many of them as I have, you would not believe in them either.

By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.

Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.

Most of the people living in New York have come here from the far to try to make enough money to go back to the farm

The most pleasant and useful persons are those who leave some of the problems of the universe for God to worry about.

A great many people who spend their time mourning over the brevity of life could make it seem longer if they did a little more work.

A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.