You want to know whether I believe in ghosts? Of course I do not believe in them. If you had known as many of them as I have, you would not believe in them either.

An old stomach reforms more whiskey drinkers than a new resolve.

For him who fain would teach the world The world holds hate in fee- For Socrates, the hemlock cup; For Christ, Gethsemane.

personally my ambition is to get my time as a cockroach shortened for good behavior and be promoted to a revenue officer it is not much of a step up but i am humble

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.

Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.

An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience.