i have had my ups and downs but wotthehell wotthehell yesterday sceptres and crowns fried oysters and velvet gowns and today i herd with bums but wotthehell wotthehell i wake the world from sleep as i caper and sing and leap when i sing my wild free tune wotthehell wotthehell under the blear eyed moon i am pelted with cast off shoon but wotthehell wotthehell

What man calls civilization always results in deserts.

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.

Not every woman in old slippers can manage to look like Cinderella

Nearly every night before I go to bed I ask myself, "Have I vibrated in tune with the Infinite today, or have I failed?

I suppose the human race is doing the best it can but hells bells thats only an explanation its not an excuse.

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.