i have had my ups and downs but wotthehell wotthehell yesterday sceptres and crowns fried oysters and velvet gowns and today i herd with bums but wotthehell wotthehell i wake the world from sleep as i caper and sing and leap when i sing my wild free tune wotthehell wotthehell under the blear eyed moon i am pelted with cast off shoon but wotthehell wotthehell

Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.

The things that I can't have I want, And what I have seems second-rate, The things I want to do I can't, And what I have to do I hate.

There is always a comforting thought in time of trouble when it is not our trouble.

I suppose the human race is doing the best it can but hells bells thats only an explanation its not an excuse.

It is a cheering thought to think that God is on the side of the best digestion.

Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles.