i have had my ups and downs but wotthehell wotthehell yesterday sceptres and crowns fried oysters and velvet gowns and today i herd with bums but wotthehell wotthehell i wake the world from sleep as i caper and sing and leap when i sing my wild free tune wotthehell wotthehell under the blear eyed moon i am pelted with cast off shoon but wotthehell wotthehell

By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.

It is a cheering thought to think that God is on the side of the best digestion.

It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld.

In order to influence a child, one must be careful not to be that child's parent or grandparent.

A certain alloy of expediency improves the gold of morality and makes it wear all the longer.

Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control.