It is a cheering thought to think that God is on the side of the best digestion.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Of middle age the best that can be said is that a middle aged person has likely learned how to have a little fun in spite of his troubles.

The female of all species are most dangerous when they appear to retreat.

Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.

The things that I can't have I want, And what I have seems second-rate, The things I want to do I can't, And what I have to do I hate.

I love you as New Englanders love pie!