Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.
I would rather start a family than finish one.
A sequel is an admission that you've been reduced to imitating yourself.
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
What man calls civilization always results in deserts.
A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country.