For all of the creeds are false, and all of the creeds are true; And low at the shrines where my brothers bow, there will I bow too; For no form of a god, and no fashion Man has made in his desperate passion, But is worthy some worship of mine; Not too hot with a gross belief, Nor yet too cold with pride, I will bow me down where my brothers bow, Humble, but open eyed.

The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.

personally my ambition is to get my time as a cockroach shortened for good behavior and be promoted to a revenue officer it is not much of a step up but i am humble

the high cost of living isnt so bad if you dont have to pay for it

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

What man calls civilization always results in deserts.

The art of newspaper paragraphing is to stroke a platitude until it purrs like an epigram.