Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper.

I've never had guys sit me down and say this is what you've got to do. It's my personality that makes me one of a kind, and I believe that.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

Alan King, a comedian I adored, was considered society, and I was considered the Jewish kid from the neighborhood.

I don't get into politics. I know [Donald] Trump, but I don't follow that. That's just an aside for him when he has nothing else to say. He never involved me in any of that stuff.

My health, thank God, has kept my brain alive.

When you do see me, you'll get the idea from when you see me that it's all off the top of my head. A lot of it is a beginning, middle and the end. But it's different every night. I have a lot of jokes in my back pocket I've said over the years.