Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper.

You've got to be able to sell yourself.

It takes many years to be a great comedian.

I still think funny, and people young and old still come and see me. That's flattering. The day comes that they stop coming, then I'll know that it's time to retire to the Jewish ranch.

In the 45 years I've worked in casinos, I dreamed of being honored by an organization like the American Gaming Association, especially since I don't even have a hunting license.

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.

I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it.