Asians are nice people, but they burn a lot of shirts.
You know what's funny to me? Attitude.
Struggling is hard because you never know what's at the end of the tunnel.
Sex is great, but when you get to be my age, you've got to pace it a little bit. Otherwise you get tired.
Well, I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one.
I'm not a big one for jokes. I can't tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand bucks and said, "Don, get up at a party and tell a joke," I'm the worst.