When you talk about George Burns you're talking about a living legend . . . well, a legend, anyhow.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

I'd like to think my performance is today. I never try to - it's so, as you know, watching me, I have a beginning, middle and ending. But every night the show changes and I relate to an audience and I relate to the young people.

I would describe myself as a guy that's very normal but has the tendency to rib people, but never in a mean-spirited way.

When I first went to Vegas, there were just high-rollers and gamblers and the wise guys treated you great.

I don't really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke.

Once in a while, when I'm alone, I think about my age. I think, How many more years do I have on this earth? But I can't really conceive of dying. Somehow, in my head, I don't think I'll die. I know that everybody dies, of course. I just think that it'll never come to me. It's crazy, but there it is.