I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate.

My health, thank God, has kept my brain alive.

Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they're just regular people. Like Larry King. We've been friends for forty years. He's one of the few guys I know who's really famous. One minute he's talking to the president on his cell phone, and then the next minute he's saying to me, Do you think we ought to give the waiter another dollar?

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.

My father wasn't much for show business. He was an insurance man - very well-liked, very warm. He had a lot of friends.

When I'm onstage, I'm acting.

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.