Sex is great, but when you get to be my age, you've got to pace it a little bit. Otherwise you get tired.

My whole act is off the top of my head.

I've never had a writer, and I'm proud of that. Everything I've per­formed has been from my own head.

The transformation has been unbelievable. When I started here, I worked in a place where the Sky Room was on the second floor.

My style is my personality. It's always been that way. Being a wiseguy and having fun. It's always been that way for me, when I was in high school, and in the Navy. It's not something I rehearse.

I don't feel an obligation to give everyone a hard time, but when they're important people, it's fun.

I can sit all day in a comfortable chair and watch ball games, but I don't need a blanket.