What I do is, I make fun of people and I make fun of myself and things around us and exaggerate things. And I'm never mean-spirited. See, the word insult means some guy who's a real unkind human being. But I don't do that, because otherwise I wouldn't be headlining all these years, thank god, and all these people showing up to see me.
Don RicklesI have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it.
Don RicklesI think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.
Don Rickles