Some people call me a legend and the last of the greats, and I appreciate it.

I can sit all day in a comfortable chair and watch ball games, but I don't need a blanket.

In the 45 years I've worked in casinos, I dreamed of being honored by an organization like the American Gaming Association, especially since I don't even have a hunting license.

Everything I do on stage, I made up in saloons. I started doing it in front of people, and that became my performance. I never had writers.

Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich.

You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it.

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.