If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny.

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it.

I never could tell a joke. I just started talking to the audience, and when the drunks would yell, "Hey, when do the broads come on?" I got good at saying, "Relax. Clear your skin up first." They called me "the insult guy," but it's never mean-spirited. I'm just exaggerating everything about us and about life.

I'm very shy so I became very outgoing to protect my shyness.

Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

When I first went to Vegas, there were just high-rollers and gamblers and the wise guys treated you great.