I've never gambled a dime. Never, in all my years in Vegas.
Every night when I go out on stage, there's always one nagging fear in the back of my mind. I'm always afraid that somewhere out there, there is one person in the audience that I'm not going to offend!
It takes many years to be a great comedian.
When I'm onstage, I'm acting.
I was always the guy - out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid.
I'm not a big one for jokes. I can't tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand bucks and said, "Don, get up at a party and tell a joke," I'm the worst.