I'm very shy so I became very outgoing to protect my shyness.

When you do see me, you'll get the idea from when you see me that it's all off the top of my head. A lot of it is a beginning, middle and the end. But it's different every night. I have a lot of jokes in my back pocket I've said over the years.

I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.

The transformation has been unbelievable. When I started here, I worked in a place where the Sky Room was on the second floor.

I don't do impressions.

I was with George Washington at Valley Forge, sitting around before an attack... gimme a break. That's over 70 years ago already.

Struggling is hard because you never know what's at the end of the tunnel.