I'm very shy so I became very outgoing to protect my shyness.

An insult comic is the title I was given. What I do is exaggeration. I make fun of people, at life, of myself and my surroundings.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

I would describe myself as a guy that's very normal but has the tendency to rib people, but never in a mean-spirited way.

My style is my personality. It's always been that way. Being a wiseguy and having fun. It's always been that way for me, when I was in high school, and in the Navy. It's not something I rehearse.

You know what's funny to me? Attitude.

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.