Who am I to judge is what I say. I'm 90 years old, for crying out loud, and I don't sit in any chariot.
It takes many years to be a great comedian.
It's very sweet to have people say nice things about you, and I always accept that.
I still think funny, and people young and old still come and see me. That's flattering. The day comes that they stop coming, then I'll know that it's time to retire to the Jewish ranch.
Asians are nice people, but they burn a lot of shirts.
Hell, do I remember the first joke? I was never a jokester.