You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it.

It's just to break things up between stand-up gigs. I would only do it periodically. Maybe just an East Coast thing.

So many young people think the big sex act is the whole movie, but that's not the case. You need to be able to talk and laugh and cry together.

I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies.

Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

The transformation has been unbelievable. When I started here, I worked in a place where the Sky Room was on the second floor.