You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it.

Women were afraid of me, they were scared to death. But I always say be yourself, if you're funny then let your sense of humor go there. I mean there's no sense hiding what you feel.

My main success was an attitude. Always an attitude.

I have no idea what I'm going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.

The thing I love about Vegas is that it's a melting pot. It's like working Ellis Island.