I was with George Washington at Valley Forge, sitting around before an attack... gimme a break. That's over 70 years ago already.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

I've never had guys sit me down and say this is what you've got to do. It's my personality that makes me one of a kind, and I believe that.

They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of everybody and exaggerate all our insecurities.

Asians are nice people, but they burn a lot of shirts.

Well, I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one.

People think being in your seventies means sitting around in a chair with a blanket over your legs, drooling.