I was nice to the people in the Philippines for the two and a half years I was there, because I knew eventually I'd have to kiss up to them so my grandchildren could have toys.
If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny.
You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it.
Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed.
I've never gambled a dime. Never, in all my years in Vegas.
I've never had guys sit me down and say this is what you've got to do. It's my personality that makes me one of a kind, and I believe that.