I was always the guy - out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid.

Once in a while, when I'm alone, I think about my age. I think, How many more years do I have on this earth? But I can't really conceive of dying. Somehow, in my head, I don't think I'll die. I know that everybody dies, of course. I just think that it'll never come to me. It's crazy, but there it is.

I don't really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke.

Showbiz is great if you're successful.

I've never had guys sit me down and say this is what you've got to do. It's my personality that makes me one of a kind, and I believe that.

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.

The man I adored, and miss him terribly, was Johnny Carson.