You know what's funny to me? Attitude.

I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it.

I can sit all day in a comfortable chair and watch ball games, but I don't need a blanket.

When I'm onstage, I'm acting.

Who am I to judge is what I say. I'm 90 years old, for crying out loud, and I don't sit in any chariot.

I still think funny, and people young and old still come and see me. That's flattering. The day comes that they stop coming, then I'll know that it's time to retire to the Jewish ranch.

I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write a book.