You know what's funny to me? Attitude.

When you're 18, you're just so busy being scared and having fun - a crazy mixture - that you never thought of dying.

When I first went to Vegas, there were just high-rollers and gamblers and the wise guys treated you great.

I can sit all day in a comfortable chair and watch ball games, but I don't need a blanket.

In the 45 years I've worked in casinos, I dreamed of being honored by an organization like the American Gaming Association, especially since I don't even have a hunting license.

An insult comic is the title I was given. What I do is exaggeration. I make fun of people, at life, of myself and my surroundings.

Struggling is hard because you never know what's at the end of the tunnel.