You know what's funny to me? Attitude.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

I don't really tell a joke, I react to situations. The whole thing is just looking at somebody and showing all our weaknesses and exaggerating them, and that's how it becomes funny.

Struggling is hard because you never know what's at the end of the tunnel.

I was a mother's boy.

I think they [Martin Scorsese, Johnny Carson, Frank Sinatra] liked my honesty. My personality. For that, they always treated me great. I, in turn, treated them great. No secret about it. My being who I am - that is that.

Who am I to judge is what I say. I'm 90 years old, for crying out loud, and I don't sit in any chariot.