I do situations and make fun of authority and life.

I was nice to the people in the Philippines for the two and a half years I was there, because I knew even­tually I'd have to kiss up to them so my grandchildren could have toys.

Sex is great, but when you get to be my age, you've got to pace it a little bit. Otherwise you get tired.

Alan King, a comedian I adored, was considered society, and I was considered the Jewish kid from the neighborhood.

You got to have a lot of courage. Secondly, whatever it is you're doing you have to believe in it wholeheartedly. Thirdly, you have to be able to stand up in front of people and know that they'll laugh.

They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of everybody and exaggerate all our insecurities.

An insult comic is the title I was given. What I do is exaggeration. I make fun of people, at life, of myself and my surroundings.