I do situations and make fun of authority and life.

When you're 18, you're just so busy being scared and having fun - a crazy mixture - that you never thought of dying.

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.

Regis Philbin is very successful in his own right. We have a new thing where he have chairs and we sit and talk to each other about my career and his career. It works pretty well if I do say so.

Hell, do I remember the first joke? I was never a jokester.

I still think funny, and people young and old still come and see me. That's flattering. The day comes that they stop coming, then I'll know that it's time to retire to the Jewish ranch.

When I'm onstage, I'm acting.