I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

I've never been mean-spirited, in my opinion. I never did anything below the belt.

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed.

My father when walked into a room, you could tell that everybody loved him. They really did. He was quite a man. My mother was more into the show biz atmosphere than he was.

Struggling is hard because you never know what's at the end of the tunnel.

Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

I'm not a big one for jokes. I can't tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand bucks and said, "Don, get up at a party and tell a joke," I'm the worst.