I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude.

Half the battle is that people have to like you before you say one joke, one bit of humor.

Who am I to judge is what I say. I'm 90 years old, for crying out loud, and I don't sit in any chariot.

Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

It's tough having the last name Rickles. Luckily, my kids handled it great.

I don't get into politics. I know [Donald] Trump, but I don't follow that. That's just an aside for him when he has nothing else to say. He never involved me in any of that stuff.