I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

I always say that comedians and actors were all kind of shy when they were young. I was very, believe it or not, kind of embarrassed as a child. But my mother was a very strong lady and she was the one that kept it going when I thought it would be over for me as a performer. She was always my inspiration and she was a big influence on me.

My father when walked into a room, you could tell that everybody loved him. They really did. He was quite a man. My mother was more into the show biz atmosphere than he was.

Well, I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one.

I'd like to think my performance is today. I never try to - it's so, as you know, watching me, I have a beginning, middle and ending. But every night the show changes and I relate to an audience and I relate to the young people.

I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it.

My whole act is off the top of my head.