I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.

People think being in your seventies means sitting around in a chair with a blanket over your legs, drooling.

I would describe myself as a guy that's very normal but has the tendency to rib people, but never in a mean-spirited way.

So many young people think the big sex act is the whole movie, but that's not the case. You need to be able to talk and laugh and cry together.

They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of everybody and exaggerate all our insecurities.

I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.