An insult comic is the title I was given. What I do is exaggeration. I make fun of people, at life, of myself and my surroundings.

To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I'm really thrilled.

I knew most of the people there who ran the places, a lot of wiseguys. They're all gone now. All good people.

I was with George Washington at Valley Forge, sitting around before an attack... gimme a break. That's over 70 years ago already.

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.

The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.

I do situations and make fun of authority and life.