An insult comic is the title I was given. What I do is exaggeration. I make fun of people, at life, of myself and my surroundings.

I'm not a big one for jokes. I can't tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand bucks and said, "Don, get up at a party and tell a joke," I'm the worst.

I don't care if the average guy on the street really knows what I'm like, as long as he knows I'm not really a mean, vicious guy. My friends and family know what I'm really like. That's what's important.

I still have drive, but everything is relative.

Well, I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one.

People think being in your seventies means sitting around in a chair with a blanket over your legs, drooling.

My health, thank God, has kept my brain alive.