The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.
If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny.
Hell, do I remember the first joke? I was never a jokester.
I don't really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke.
Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
People think being in your seventies means sitting around in a chair with a blanket over your legs, drooling.