I don't get into politics. I know [Donald] Trump, but I don't follow that. That's just an aside for him when he has nothing else to say. He never involved me in any of that stuff.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

I don't really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke.

Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap.

I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.

I'm very shy so I became very outgoing to protect my shyness.

You've got to be able to sell yourself.