It's very sweet to have people say nice things about you, and I always accept that.

I don't get into politics. I know [Donald] Trump, but I don't follow that. That's just an aside for him when he has nothing else to say. He never involved me in any of that stuff.

I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate.

When you're 18, you're just so busy being scared and having fun - a crazy mixture - that you never thought of dying.

I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.

That I walk around calling people 'dummy' and 'hockey puck'. I do have a different life apart from being sarcastic on stage. I might kibitz around with my friends, but I'm nothing like the person who does stand up. Nothing like that.

I've never been able to tell jokes. In the beginning of my career I did impressions and jokes like any other comedian, but I was never very successful because I did it poorly. So I started to talk to the audience and started talking about the atmosphere around me and started to become angry, not in a mean-spirited way, but in a fun way - and my attitude developed from there.