It's very sweet to have people say nice things about you, and I always accept that.

You know what's funny to me? Attitude.

I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write a book.

Showbiz is great if you're successful.

To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it.

So many young people think the big sex act is the whole movie, but that's not the case. You need to be able to talk and laugh and cry together.

Alan King, a comedian I adored, was considered society, and I was considered the Jewish kid from the neighborhood.