When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

The man I adored, and miss him terribly, was Johnny Carson.

To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it.

I'm not a big one for jokes. I can't tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand bucks and said, "Don, get up at a party and tell a joke," I'm the worst.

People think being in your seventies means sitting around in a chair with a blanket over your legs, drooling.

Regis Philbin is very successful in his own right. We have a new thing where he have chairs and we sit and talk to each other about my career and his career. It works pretty well if I do say so.

So many young people think the big sex act is the whole movie, but that's not the case. You need to be able to talk and laugh and cry together.