I've never walked off stage and said, I shouldn't have done that. Because when you do what I do, you're like a fighter. You throw the right hand and say, That's what got me to this dance. You can't have doubt. If you have doubt, there's no show.

I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it.

You got to have a lot of courage. Secondly, whatever it is you're doing you have to believe in it wholeheartedly. Thirdly, you have to be able to stand up in front of people and know that they'll laugh.

I was always the guy - out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid.

When you're 18, you're just so busy being scared and having fun - a crazy mixture - that you never thought of dying.

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.