I've never walked off stage and said, I shouldn't have done that. Because when you do what I do, you're like a fighter. You throw the right hand and say, That's what got me to this dance. You can't have doubt. If you have doubt, there's no show.

They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of everybody and exaggerate all our insecurities.

My health, thank God, has kept my brain alive.

When I first went to Vegas, there were just high-rollers and gamblers and the wise guys treated you great.

It's just to break things up between stand-up gigs. I would only do it periodically. Maybe just an East Coast thing.

People think being in your seventies means sitting around in a chair with a blanket over your legs, drooling.

I've never walked off stage and said, I shouldn't have done that. Because when you do what I do, you're like a fighter. You throw the right hand and say, That's what got me to this dance. You can't have doubt. If you have doubt, there's no show.