I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies.

To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I'm really thrilled.

You know what's funny to me? Attitude.

My father when walked into a room, you could tell that everybody loved him. They really did. He was quite a man. My mother was more into the show biz atmosphere than he was.

My father wasn't much for show business. He was an insurance man - very well-liked, very warm. He had a lot of friends.

They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of everybody and exaggerate all our insecurities.

I never could tell a joke. I just started talking to the audience, and when the drunks would yell, "Hey, when do the broads come on?" I got good at saying, "Relax. Clear your skin up first." They called me "the insult guy," but it's never mean-spirited. I'm just exaggerating everything about us and about life.