I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies.

Regis Philbin is very successful in his own right. We have a new thing where he have chairs and we sit and talk to each other about my career and his career. It works pretty well if I do say so.

I don't feel an obligation to give everyone a hard time, but when they're important people, it's fun.

In the 45 years I've worked in casinos, I dreamed of being honored by an organization like the American Gaming Association, especially since I don't even have a hunting license.

I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.

To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it.

Some people call me a legend and the last of the greats, and I appreciate it.