My main success was an attitude. Always an attitude.
Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich.
They always use the word 'insult' with me, but I don't hurt anybody. I wouldn't be sitting here if I did. I make fun of everybody and exaggerate all our insecurities.
I don't feel an obligation to give everyone a hard time, but when they're important people, it's fun.
I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.
I'd like to think my performance is today. I never try to - it's so, as you know, watching me, I have a beginning, middle and ending. But every night the show changes and I relate to an audience and I relate to the young people.