The thing I love about Vegas is that it's a melting pot. It's like working Ellis Island.

I've never been able to tell jokes. In the beginning of my career I did impressions and jokes like any other comedian, but I was never very successful because I did it poorly. So I started to talk to the audience and started talking about the atmosphere around me and started to become angry, not in a mean-spirited way, but in a fun way - and my attitude developed from there.

I can sit all day in a comfortable chair and watch ball games, but I don't need a blanket.

I've never had a writer, and I'm proud of that. Everything I've per­formed has been from my own head.

I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it.

I'd like to think my performance is today. I never try to - it's so, as you know, watching me, I have a beginning, middle and ending. But every night the show changes and I relate to an audience and I relate to the young people.

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.