I don't really tell a joke, I react to situations. The whole thing is just looking at somebody and showing all our weaknesses and exaggerating them, and that's how it becomes funny.

To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I'm really thrilled.

I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.

I was always the guy - out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid.

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

I've never been able to tell jokes. In the beginning of my career I did impressions and jokes like any other comedian, but I was never very successful because I did it poorly. So I started to talk to the audience and started talking about the atmosphere around me and started to become angry, not in a mean-spirited way, but in a fun way - and my attitude developed from there.

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed.