I don't really tell a joke, I react to situations. The whole thing is just looking at somebody and showing all our weaknesses and exaggerating them, and that's how it becomes funny.

I've never gambled a dime. Never, in all my years in Vegas.

I'm always watching films. The Academy pretty much sends me every film that's ever been done. I enjoy watching them, especially with the people I know.

I still think funny, and people young and old still come and see me. That's flattering. The day comes that they stop coming, then I'll know that it's time to retire to the Jewish ranch.

Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.

The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.

Some people call me a legend and the last of the greats, and I appreciate it.