I never went out looking for glory.

I've never been mean-spirited, in my opinion. I never did anything below the belt.

I knew most of the people there who ran the places, a lot of wiseguys. They're all gone now. All good people.

I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.

That I walk around calling people 'dummy' and 'hockey puck'. I do have a different life apart from being sarcastic on stage. I might kibitz around with my friends, but I'm nothing like the person who does stand up. Nothing like that.

Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

I do situations and make fun of authority and life.