I never went out looking for glory.

Sex is great, but when you get to be my age, you've got to pace it a little bit. Otherwise you get tired.

The thing I love about Vegas is that it's a melting pot. It's like working Ellis Island.

I don't do impressions.

An insult comic is the title I was given. What I do is exaggeration. I make fun of people, at life, of myself and my surroundings.

I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies.

When you do see me, you'll get the idea from when you see me that it's all off the top of my head. A lot of it is a beginning, middle and the end. But it's different every night. I have a lot of jokes in my back pocket I've said over the years.