Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap.

Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that.

My whole act is off the top of my head.

Whatever you do to gain success, you have to hang in there and hope good things happen. Always think positive.

I knew most of the people there who ran the places, a lot of wiseguys. They're all gone now. All good people.

I do situations and make fun of authority and life.

You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it.