I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write a book.
Don RicklesWhatever you do to gain success, you have to hang in there and hope good things happen. Always think positive.
Don RicklesThat I walk around calling people 'dummy' and 'hockey puck'. I do have a different life apart from being sarcastic on stage. I might kibitz around with my friends, but I'm nothing like the person who does stand up. Nothing like that.
Don RicklesAlan King, a comedian I adored, was considered society, and I was considered the Jewish kid from the neighborhood.
Don Rickles