You lose your energy, you lose that excitement and it gets the audience up.

Sex is great, but when you get to be my age, you've got to pace it a little bit. Otherwise you get tired.

I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.

I knew most of the people there who ran the places, a lot of wiseguys. They're all gone now. All good people.

Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.

Regis Philbin is very successful in his own right. We have a new thing where he have chairs and we sit and talk to each other about my career and his career. It works pretty well if I do say so.

Everything I do on stage, I made up in saloons. I started doing it in front of people, and that became my performance. I never had writers.