Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed.
My whole act is off the top of my head.
Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper.
Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.
When you're 18, you're just so busy being scared and having fun - a crazy mixture - that you never thought of dying.
Who am I to judge is what I say. I'm 90 years old, for crying out loud, and I don't sit in any chariot.