My style is my personality. It's always been that way. Being a wiseguy and having fun. It's always been that way for me, when I was in high school, and in the Navy. It's not something I rehearse.

I don't feel an obligation to give everyone a hard time, but when they're important people, it's fun.

Asians are nice people, but they burn a lot of shirts.

When you're 18, you're just so busy being scared and having fun - a crazy mixture - that you never thought of dying.

When you talk about George Burns you're talking about a living legend . . . well, a legend, anyhow.

I don't care if the average guy on the street really knows what I'm like, as long as he knows I'm not really a mean, vicious guy. My friends and family know what I'm really like. That's what's important.

I take pride in being very unique in what I do. Nobody else can do what I do and I don't mean to say that egotistically, it's just something in my personality.