I would describe myself as a guy that's very normal but has the tendency to rib people, but never in a mean-spirited way.

I'd like to think my performance is today. I never try to - it's so, as you know, watching me, I have a beginning, middle and ending. But every night the show changes and I relate to an audience and I relate to the young people.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

I was nice to the people in the Philippines for the two and a half years I was there, because I knew even­tually I'd have to kiss up to them so my grandchildren could have toys.

I knew most of the people there who ran the places, a lot of wiseguys. They're all gone now. All good people.

When I got out of high school, I wanted to be an actor but was getting a lot of rejections. I was getting rejected by life. My mother, God rest her soul, told me not to quit.