Asians are nice people, but they burn a lot of shirts.
I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it.
I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.
I've never gambled a dime. Never, in all my years in Vegas.
I would describe myself as a guy that's very normal but has the tendency to rib people, but never in a mean-spirited way.
An insult comic is the title I was given. What I do is exaggeration. I make fun of people, at life, of myself and my surroundings.