Showbiz is great if you're successful.

My main success was an attitude. Always an attitude.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.

Everything I do on stage, I made up in saloons. I started doing it in front of people, and that became my performance. I never had writers.

It's just to break things up between stand-up gigs. I would only do it periodically. Maybe just an East Coast thing.

Sex is great, but when you get to be my age, you've got to pace it a little bit. Otherwise you get tired.