Showbiz is great if you're successful.

Everything I do on stage, I made up in saloons. I started doing it in front of people, and that became my performance. I never had writers.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper.

You've got to be able to sell yourself.

I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.

I don't get into politics. I know [Donald] Trump, but I don't follow that. That's just an aside for him when he has nothing else to say. He never involved me in any of that stuff.