I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

Asians are nice people, but they burn a lot of shirts.

To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it.

You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it.

I was always the guy - out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid.

I grew up in an Orthodox family, as I grew older, I became Conservative and that's how it ended up. But I've developed that Jewish feel to my act from my surroundings and my family.