I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.

I do situations and make fun of authority and life.

Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it.

I was with George Washington at Valley Forge, sitting around before an attack... gimme a break. That's over 70 years ago already.

It's very sweet to have people say nice things about you, and I always accept that.

I think they [Martin Scorsese, Johnny Carson, Frank Sinatra] liked my honesty. My personality. For that, they always treated me great. I, in turn, treated them great. No secret about it. My being who I am - that is that.