I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.

Hell, do I remember the first joke? I was never a jokester.

The transformation has been unbelievable. When I started here, I worked in a place where the Sky Room was on the second floor.

I was sitting in the toilet and I was by myself. I was tired of playing with the roller, so I said I'd better write a book.

To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I'm really thrilled.

That I walk around calling people 'dummy' and 'hockey puck'. I do have a different life apart from being sarcastic on stage. I might kibitz around with my friends, but I'm nothing like the person who does stand up. Nothing like that.

To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it.