Hell, do I remember the first joke? I was never a jokester.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

In the old days, that was my ad-lib for hecklers in the joints I worked. It stuck with me. I hardly say it now, say, to fans, even though people do send me hockey pucks.

I would describe myself as a guy that's very normal but has the tendency to rib people, but never in a mean-spirited way.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

In the 45 years I've worked in casinos, I dreamed of being honored by an organization like the American Gaming Association, especially since I don't even have a hunting license.

Everything I've ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I've never written anything down on paper.