Hell, do I remember the first joke? I was never a jokester.

Struggling is hard because you never know what's at the end of the tunnel.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

I was nice to the people in the Philippines for the two and a half years I was there, because I knew even­tually I'd have to kiss up to them so my grandchildren could have toys.

It's tough having the last name Rickles. Luckily, my kids handled it great.

We show a lot of film [with Regis Philbin] from my career which is most enjoyable. I enjoy watching it.

I can sit all day in a comfortable chair and watch ball games, but I don't need a blanket.