Hell, do I remember the first joke? I was never a jokester.

The thing I love about Vegas is that it's a melting pot. It's like working Ellis Island.

I don't feel an obligation to give everyone a hard time, but when they're important people, it's fun.

I've never walked off stage and said, I shouldn't have done that. Because when you do what I do, you're like a fighter. You throw the right hand and say, That's what got me to this dance. You can't have doubt. If you have doubt, there's no show.

An insult comic is the title I was given. What I do is exaggeration. I make fun of people, at life, of myself and my surroundings.

I'd like to think my performance is today. I never try to - it's so, as you know, watching me, I have a beginning, middle and ending. But every night the show changes and I relate to an audience and I relate to the young people.

I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate.