I've never been mean-spirited, in my opinion. I never did anything below the belt.

I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke.

The thing I love about Vegas is that it's a melting pot. It's like working Ellis Island.

I don't care if the average guy on the street really knows what I'm like, as long as he knows I'm not really a mean, vicious guy. My friends and family know what I'm really like. That's what's important.

Women were afraid of me, they were scared to death. But I always say be yourself, if you're funny then let your sense of humor go there. I mean there's no sense hiding what you feel.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

Asians are nice people, but they burn a lot of shirts.