I can sit all day in a comfortable chair and watch ball games, but I don't need a blanket.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate.

I've never had guys sit me down and say this is what you've got to do. It's my personality that makes me one of a kind, and I believe that.

I don't get into politics. I know [Donald] Trump, but I don't follow that. That's just an aside for him when he has nothing else to say. He never involved me in any of that stuff.

I can sit all day in a comfortable chair and watch ball games, but I don't need a blanket.

It's just to break things up between stand-up gigs. I would only do it periodically. Maybe just an East Coast thing.