I can sit all day in a comfortable chair and watch ball games, but I don't need a blanket.

So many young people think the big sex act is the whole movie, but that's not the case. You need to be able to talk and laugh and cry together.

To this day, to this very day, except for television, I've never had a writer. Anything I've ever done on the stage, happened on the stage and I developed it from there. It started doing impressions and jokes - which I did very poorly. To this day I can't tell a joke. That sounds nuts, but it's true. I exaggerate it and it becomes a joke. Everything I've ever done I've done out on the stage and it became a performance over many many years.

The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.

When you talk about George Burns you're talking about a living legend . . . well, a legend, anyhow.

I still have drive, but everything is relative.

Hell, do I remember the first joke? I was never a jokester.