I can sit all day in a comfortable chair and watch ball games, but I don't need a blanket.

The old days were the old days. And they were great days. But now is now.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

An insult comic is the title I was given. What I do is exaggeration. I make fun of people, at life, of myself and my surroundings.

I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate.

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.