I can sit all day in a comfortable chair and watch ball games, but I don't need a blanket.

To this day, to this very day, except for television, I've never had a writer. Anything I've ever done on the stage, happened on the stage and I developed it from there. It started doing impressions and jokes - which I did very poorly. To this day I can't tell a joke. That sounds nuts, but it's true. I exaggerate it and it becomes a joke. Everything I've ever done I've done out on the stage and it became a performance over many many years.

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

I don't care if the average guy on the street really knows what I'm like, as long as he knows I'm not really a mean, vicious guy. My friends and family know what I'm really like. That's what's important.

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

I was with George Washington at Valley Forge, sitting around before an attack... gimme a break. That's over 70 years ago already.

An insult comic is the title I was given. What I do is exaggeration. I make fun of people, at life, of myself and my surroundings.