You used to have to beg and be the busboy to do standup. I got on Community because people saw my videos on YouTube, which were free.

I'd much rather have AIDS than a baby... They're not that different at all. They're both expensive, you have them for the rest of your life, they're constant reminders of the mistakes you've made and once you have them, you pretty much can only date other people who have them.

If it makes you nervous- you're doing it right.

Revenge is for the weak so I have settled my vendettas with all of the kids who made my early life a living hell.

We're afraid to move on, that's why there's so much nostalgia on the internet... 'cause we don't wanna look forward, that's scary.

I hope in general that my music allows somebody to follow what they really like doing.

I don't even think I'm that good at rapping, but I think what makes a great rapper - what CAN make a great rapper - is someone who wants to be better.