Don't add an eezy to my name, 'cause it has never been that'

Writing is a very strenuous thing - it's like banging your head against a wall. At the end of the day, acting is better, just because nobody ever asked me if I wanted a Pellegrino in the writer's room.

Don't be mad cuz I'm doing me better than you doing you.

Girls are supposed to dance. That's why god gave them parts that jiggle.

May your dreams be sweet and your nightmares be spooky-monster-scary and not grandma-died-scary.

Kept looking for something to be in with. Follow someone's blueprint. But you have to be on your own.

They say my public persona don't have enough appeal, I take a lesson from Kanye and give 'em something real.