Don't add an eezy to my name, 'cause it has never been that'

I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.

I'd much rather have AIDS than a baby... They're not that different at all. They're both expensive, you have them for the rest of your life, they're constant reminders of the mistakes you've made and once you have them, you pretty much can only date other people who have them.

You know who was on time tonight, which surprised me? Ghostface. Ghostface was early and making calls - what rapper does that?

I felt like high school for me was like a big whirlpool of me trying to figure out what was OK for me to do.

I personally don't believe people really grow. They just learn stuff when they were a kid, and hold on to it, and that affects every relationship they have.

Black men struggle with masculinity so much. The idea that we must always be strong really presses us all down - it keeps us from growing.