One thing my dad once said to me, "You either want to be right, or you want to be happy. To be happy, there's gotta be a conversation."

They say my public persona don't have enough appeal, I take a lesson from Kanye and give 'em something real.

I come around when you least expect me! I'm sitting at the bar when your glass is empty!

When you get called the n-word, as a black person you can do anything. It's like getting a gold star in Super Mario Brothers and junk. I hear the music when I hear the n-word. I get right into it; I get really into it. You can do anything. You could be in a fancy restaurant - just start throwing poop at the walls. People be like, 'What are you doing?' 'Someone called him the n-word.

I'm trying hard not to use a specific reference, but you'll probably know it's you after the first sentence.

The emotional aspects of a wilderness experience might be compared to a religious experience. It is particularly valuable for those people whose unconscious associations of pain and discomfort in relationships to man render a deity in human form impossible. Christianity is unacceptable to some people because of the use of the human symbol, but some who can't accept Christ can gain a tremendous sense of peace from relating to uncontaminated areas.

Girls are supposed to dance. That's why god gave them parts that jiggle.