One thing my dad once said to me, "You either want to be right, or you want to be happy. To be happy, there's gotta be a conversation."

We had a teacher, named Mr. Brown, and he was writing something on the board once - he was writing something on the board, and he farted. And you would have thought kids had seen the face of God. Kids weren't even laughing; they were just sitting there screaming, just screaming. Kids had to get carted out; kids were screaming. Kids had to get carted out, and they were going to the nurses' office. Kids are crying in the hallway. 'Oh, this is our 9/11.' And it was. It was their 9/11 'cause they never thought anything like that could ever happen.

I try to be me to the utmost.

I refuse to go back to not liking who I was.

I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.

I feel like there's a lot of rappers that could out-rap me and I wouldn't want to face any of them.

I think the best music videos are the ones that have nothing to do with the song. Those are all my favorites.