Writing is a very strenuous thing - it's like banging your head against a wall. At the end of the day, acting is better, just because nobody ever asked me if I wanted a Pellegrino in the writer's room.

Don't be mad cuz I'm doing me better than you doing you.

Taking a call girl to an STD fair... there's a joke here.

The only reason I'm able to do music is because I'm making money on 'Community.' If I wasn't, I couldn't pay for things.

When I wanna be a superhero I just wake up.

I would never challenge any rapper to a rap-off. It's weird, I'm not that type of rapper.

You used to have to beg and be the busboy to do standup. I got on Community because people saw my videos on YouTube, which were free.