Writing is a very strenuous thing - it's like banging your head against a wall. At the end of the day, acting is better, just because nobody ever asked me if I wanted a Pellegrino in the writer's room.

I like horror films and romance films. Films where you're going in being like, 'I'm coming here to be scared or to fall in love.' You have a goal.

If I'm a faggot spell it right, I got way more than two G's

Took the G out yo waffle, all you got left is your ego.

Don't be mad cuz I'm doing me better than you doing you.

I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.

Usually, if I think something is really funny, I'm not gonna test it. I'll just test it when I'm onstage.