Dress like a gentleman, but my mouth is never civilized.

If it makes you nervous- you're doing it right.

I call 'Community' the best day job in the world, because between takes, I get to write music. I get to write sketches. I get to write movies. It's the best job ever.

I feel like there's a lot of rappers that could out-rap me and I wouldn't want to face any of them.

The emotional aspects of a wilderness experience might be compared to a religious experience. It is particularly valuable for those people whose unconscious associations of pain and discomfort in relationships to man render a deity in human form impossible. Christianity is unacceptable to some people because of the use of the human symbol, but some who can't accept Christ can gain a tremendous sense of peace from relating to uncontaminated areas.

Usually, if I think something is really funny, I'm not gonna test it. I'll just test it when I'm onstage.

What's the point of rap if you can't be yourself, huh?