When anybody pays you to be creative, you're very lucky.

May your dreams be sweet and your nightmares be spooky-monster-scary and not grandma-died-scary.

I try to be me to the utmost.

We lay out our lives in a narrative we understand, like a movie, but are you enjoying making it or are you wondering who's watching my movie.

I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.

We're afraid to move on, that's why there's so much nostalgia on the internet... 'cause we don't wanna look forward, that's scary.

I don't talk soft, that's that other guy.