A lot of my sketches came from thoughts, and I always just wanted to act them out.

If you like strange, specific stuff - that's a nerd. Kanye West is a black nerd. He likes strange, specific stuff. If you go up to Kanye West and say, 'Hey, what are your favorite things?' He'll be like, 'Robots and teddy bears.' That's a nerd.

L.A. is such a different place. I miss New York so much. I almost teared up when I came back and wanted a Guinness and realized I could drink it and take a cab home. I remembered that I could be a functional alcoholic in New York, like I used to be!

I lost my virginity junior year of college, I was 21... I was awkward, and I was raised Jehovah's Witness so I thought sex was bad, I thought I was going to go to hell, and get AIDS immediately.

I come around when you least expect me! I'm sitting at the bar when your glass is empty!

If it makes you nervous- you're doing it right.

Usually, if I think something is really funny, I'm not gonna test it. I'll just test it when I'm onstage.