Dress like a gentleman, but my mouth is never civilized.
Girls are supposed to dance. That's why god gave them parts that jiggle.
You're always allowed to be better.
The thing about stand-up was, I was doing all this sketch and YouTube stuff where I was not being censored and I got to do my own thing, and it was really cool.
Taking a call girl to an STD fair... there's a joke here.
Revenge is for the weak so I have settled my vendettas with all of the kids who made my early life a living hell.