A lot of my sketches came from thoughts, and I always just wanted to act them out.

If you're on Twitter, what you're saying is, 'I'm important enough for you to care what I think.'

You used to have to beg and be the busboy to do standup. I got on Community because people saw my videos on YouTube, which were free.

Careers very rarely are a waste of time; jobs usually are.

If I'm a faggot spell it right, I got way more than two G's

We're afraid to move on, that's why there's so much nostalgia on the internet... 'cause we don't wanna look forward, that's scary.

When I wanna be a superhero I just wake up.