We had a teacher, named Mr. Brown, and he was writing something on the board once - he was writing something on the board, and he farted. And you would have thought kids had seen the face of God. Kids weren't even laughing; they were just sitting there screaming, just screaming. Kids had to get carted out; kids were screaming. Kids had to get carted out, and they were going to the nurses' office. Kids are crying in the hallway. 'Oh, this is our 9/11.' And it was. It was their 9/11 'cause they never thought anything like that could ever happen.

Why does every girl in the world wanna date me? Especially right now man, especially when I'm busy!

Never kiss in public, but at home I am affectionate.

What's the point of rap if you can't be yourself, huh?

But I just think I was lucky enough to figure out early on that I wanted to do comedy, so that's what I put all my effort into.

When anybody pays you to be creative, you're very lucky.

Rapper, just puts so much connotation on who you are and what is exposed. Even if a lot of it is out-dated, people still bring a lot to it.