We had a teacher, named Mr. Brown, and he was writing something on the board once - he was writing something on the board, and he farted. And you would have thought kids had seen the face of God. Kids weren't even laughing; they were just sitting there screaming, just screaming. Kids had to get carted out; kids were screaming. Kids had to get carted out, and they were going to the nurses' office. Kids are crying in the hallway. 'Oh, this is our 9/11.' And it was. It was their 9/11 'cause they never thought anything like that could ever happen.

I think the best music videos are the ones that have nothing to do with the song. Those are all my favorites.

I call 'Community' the best day job in the world, because between takes, I get to write music. I get to write sketches. I get to write movies. It's the best job ever.

Took the G out yo waffle, all you got left is your ego.

I hope people come to the shows because they feel like there's something there that I can't necessarily articulate, but it's real and it's fun.

You have to be real with yourself. No one is doing that. People are too concerned with making everything look nice and calm and pretty.

Don't be mad cuz I'm doing me better than you doing you.